First Asked Questions

I f&%k'n hate FAQ's....I mean seriously, is there that many people out there stupid enough to ask some of those questions that they can be considered frequent? Have you ever actually found the answer to your question on a FAQ page?
So we are doing our FAQ page a bit different. Here you will find questions that have been asked no more than once before we put it on this page.
Hit us up on the Guestbook page and not only will we answer you directly, we will also post it here.
A wise man once said that there is no such thing as a stupid question, only stupid people making stupid mistakes because they didn't ask. I had to shoot him soon afterwards for asking a stupid question!

Where are the Ceremony and Reception taking place?

Taman Bhagawan Gardens. This is a purpose built event venue in Nusa Dua which is on the south eastern part of the island. See the Location page for more details.

Can I bring a Plus 1?

If your Plus 1 has a name and has received an invite then sure! Otherwise I'm sorry, it has been determined that you'll be sitting on the sad lonely singles table....where we have strategically made match making decisions for your own good! You can say thank you later!
If miracles occur and you actually find someone special between now and then, talk to Taryn, she's a much softer touch than Bruce.

Is there a dress code?

Nah, you can wear stubbies and thongs with ya fav wifebeater!
I mean seriously people? Read your invitation!
Just kidding, invites haven't been sent yet. All I can say is it's Bali, it will be hot and humid in equal measure. Bruce will be wearing a suit with no tie and Taryn has a dress to get changed into after the ceremony for the rest of the evening. Cocktail attire is the plan (whatever that means) but I know it means pants and not shorts Lachlan!

Do you have a gift registry?

No. And we don't have a wishing well either. There won't even be a table to put gifts on so if you bring one you'll have to carry it around all night and you'll feel awkward on the dance floor and you'll only be able to hold one drink at a time...it will be a whole thing so just don't do it!

How do I RSVP?

Look up. There's a button that says RSVP. FFS Rodney open your eyes man!

What If I RSVP Late?

Don't worry you can't. On the RSVP date the website won't let you and you'll be marked as a NO. Hey, we'll miss seeing you at the event but I'm sure you'll have a great time in Bali....by YOURSELF!
Seriously though, we have to have numbers to the vendors so we can't even accept a verbal "Yeah I'm coming'" after that date. 

Can I bring kids?

To Bali? Sure. To the wedding....not so much. Trust me, you don't want your kids around this party! 
If you're absolutely determined to bring your hellspawn with you, our wedding planner will give us a list of trusted child minding/baby sitting services and we will post that somewhere on the website in due course.

Do I Need Vaccinations for Bali?

Let me say up front I don't believe the Covid Vaccine contained nanobots so the government could control you using 5G towers! The millimetric nature of 5G transmissions would not lend itself to that....
Honestly I have had so many vaccinations over the years that when my GP ran a blood test to see if I needed any the results basically said I could safely go play in an anthrax labratory. So I won't be having any. The recommended list for Bali is, however, as long as my...forearm. It includes;
Measles, Mumps, Rubella (MMR)
Tetanus, Diptheria, Pertussis
Hep A (Don't visit massage parlours)
Typhoid (Don't eat street food)
Japanese Encephalitis (Don't wrestle in rice paddies)
Rabies (Don't play with the monkeys)
Cholera (Don't Drink The Water)
Malaria (Remember the Aeroguard)
I would suggest being guided by your GP rather than asking someone with so little care for communicable diseases that he doesn't even get a flu shot most years!

CAN WE BRING PARTY BAGS?

I'm not going to out the imbecile that asked this question. And in answer let me provide some simple advice...go ask Schapelle Corby if she thinks it is a good idea...I can't think of any other drug users in Bali for you to ask because THEY'VE ALL BEEN EXECUTED! Also, our security service which will be provided by the Bali Chapter of a well known motorcycle club, will cavity search you if you so much as sniffle in the car park! And yes, I have given them your name!

WHY ARE YOU STAYING IN SEMINYAK?

Well mostly because you're staying two Badungs away from there Bro :-) 
Just kidding. Seminyak is close to all the other things we need and want on all the other days that we aren't getting married. 
Nusa Dua is lovely but there's not much going on around there after dark. We are within stumbling distance of karaoke, girlie bars, spa's, makeup and massage joints and all the genuine copy handbag shopping a girl could ask for. Most of our guests are staying in a 5 mile stretch between Seminyak and Kuta so it just makes sense. 
Be warned though, if you go any further north (Canguu) you'll be surrounded by Russian Mafia and your travel time will rise exponentially with each metre closer to Santa that you go.